Sperm Bank & Being Single



Book about Simona finished. Story of  prof. Simona Kossak could make a good script for Hollywood movie. Simona studied animal psychology first in Krakow, then in Bialowieza and became life-long advocate for protection of the last primeval forest in Europe - Bialowieza forest in Poland. She never separated animals from humans because, well, we all share very similar behavioural traits. For example, Simona trained men as if men were tigers. In her opinion, men are no more than sperm sacks carried around on two legs. Men are programmed to inseminate as many women as possible but as with tigers they can be trained. The key skill in the process of training is to make men (tigers) believe that they are always right. Once the tigers trust their master they will obey and walk by woman's leg like cuddly savages. 
As I was enjoying Simona's biography (Thanks Monia!) I also came across stories of female humans  who were less skilled in training tigers and/or they could not find the right tiger. In other words, "They had each hoped to meet a partner to embark on parenthood with, but all eventually decided to go on that journey alone using a sperm donor rather than miss out" (28 April 2018 issue of The West Australian Newspaper). Just like in case of Cari, Hayley and Jayme, no appropriate male suitor was to be found in nearby area. Sometimes I think that having babies with a sperm bank is not a sign of lower male availability but rather a sign of elevated individuality and individualism. I am nearly 100% positive that if female humans showed a little more vulnerability (tigers love vulnerability) and a caring attitude (tigers love cuddles) there will be an avalanche of tigers to choose from for future trainings.

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